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ﺇﺫﺍ ﻛﻨﺖ ﻋﻘﺒﺮﻱ ﺍﻛﺸﺘﻒ ﺍﻟﺨﻄﺄ ﺍﻳﻦ؟
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ﺍﻟﺨﻄﺄ ﻫﻮ !!!!!
ﻛﻠﻤﺔ : ﻋﻘﺒﺮﻱ - ﻋﺒﻘﺮﻱ
ﻛﻠﻤﺔ : ﺍﻛﺸﺘﻒ - ﺍﻛﺘﺸﻒ
ﺃﻧﺎ ﻣﺎﻗﻠﺘﺶ ﺍﻟﺨﻄﺄ ﺑﺎﻻﺭﻗﺎﻡ
ﻣﺸﻴﻨﺎﺍﺍ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ..
ﺻﺎﺍﺍﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺤﻞ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻴﺪ ﻫﻮ ﺍﻟﺮﻭﺿﺔ
ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻟﺮﻭﺿﺔ ﻗﺮﻳﺘﻬﺎ ﺧﻄﺄ
ﻋﻼﺵ ﺭﺟﻌﺘﻲ ﺗﺘﺄﻛﺪ ﺭﺍﻩ ﻣﻜﺘﻮﺑﻪ
ﺻﺤﻴﺤﺔ
ﺃﻟﻮﻭﻭﻭ ) ﻣﺸﺘﺴﻔﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﺠﺎﻧﻴﻦ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﻫﻪ :
ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺘﺸﻔﻰ ﺧﻄﺄ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﺭﺟﻊ ﻣﺎﺍﻟﻚ ﺩﺍﺍﻳﺮ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﻭﺍﺛﻖ
ﻣﻦ
ﻧﻔﺴﻚ
ﻧﻘﻮﻝ ﻟﻴﻚ ﻭﺍﺍﺣﺪ ﻟﺤﺎﺟﺔ ﺃﺗﻨﺤﺮ ﺃﺣﺴﻦ
ﻟﻚ
ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻧﺘﺤﺮ ﺧﻄﺎ
ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻗﻮﻳﺔ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﻩ
ﻛﻴﻒ ﺗﺘﻌﺮﻑ ﻋﻠﻲ ﺷﺨﺼﻴﺘﻚ ﺧﻼﻝ
ﻋﺸﺮ
ﺛﻮﺍﻧﻲ ..
ﺑﺴﻢ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻧﺒﺪﺃ ﺍﻻﺧﺘﺒﺎﺭ
ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﻫﻨﺎﻙ ﻧﺨﻠﺔ ﻃﻮﻳﻠﺔ ﺟﺪﺍً ﺟﺪﺍً
ﻭﻫﻨﺎﻙ ﺃﺭﺑﻊ ﺣﻴﻮﺍﻧﺎﺕ
ﺃﺳﺪ
ﻗﺮﺩ
ﺯﺭﺍﻓﺔ
ﺳﻨﺠﺎﺏ
ﻗﺮﺭ ﺍﻻﺭﺑﻌﺔ ﺃﻥ ﻳﺘﻨﺎﻓﺴﻮﺍ ﻣﻦ
ﻳﺴﺘﻄﻴﻊ
ﻗﻄﻒ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺯ ﺑﺸﻜﻞ ﺃﺳﺮﻉ ..
ﻣﻦ ﺗﻌﺘﻘﺪ ﺳﻴﺮﺑﺢ ؟
ﺟﻮﺍﺑﻚ ﺳﻮﻑ ﻳﻌﻜﺲ ﺷﺨﺼﻴﺘﻚ
ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺍﻻﺟﺎﺑﺔ ﻓﻲ ﻣﺪﺓ ﻻ ﺗﺘﺠﺎﻭﺯ 10
ﺛﻮﺍﻧﻲ
ﻣﺎﻫﻲ ﺇﺟﺎﺑﺘﻚ ﺍﻵﻥ؟
ﺍﻵﻥ ﺍﻧﺰﻝ ﺑﺎﻟﺴﻬﻢ ﻟﻼﺳﻔﻞ ﻟﺘﺮﻱ
ﺗﺤﻠﻴﻞ
ﺍﻻﺟﺎﺑﺔ )) ﻻﺗﻨﺰﻝ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺗﺨﺘﺎﺭ ... ((
ﺇﺫﺍ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺇﺟﺎﺑﺘﻚ :
ﺍﻟﺰﺭﺍﻓﺔ = ﺃﻧﺖ ﺇﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻏﻴﺮ ﻭﺍﻗﻌﻲ
ﺍﻻﺳﺪ = ﺃﻧﺖ ﺇﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻏﻴﺮ ﺻﺎﺩﻕ
ﺍﻟﻘﺮﺩ = ﺃﻧﺖ ﺇﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻣﻨﺘﻬﻲ
ﺳﻨﺠﺎﺏ = ﺃﻧﺖ ﺇﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻣﻴﺌﻮﺱ ﻣﻨﻚ
ﻷﻥ ﺍﻟﻨﺨﻠﺔ ﻻ ﺗﺜﻤﺮ ﻣﻮﺯ
ﺭﺍﺍﻩ ﻣﺨﻚ ﻣﻀﺮﻭﻭﺏ ﻭﻳﺤﺘﺎﺝ
ﺭﺍﺣــــﺔ
ﻳﺎﺧﺴﺎﺍﺭﺓ ﺳﻨﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﺪﺭﺍﺳﺔ
ﺷﻜﺮﺍ ﻻﺑﺴﺘﺎﻣﺘﻜﻢ ﻭﻋﻤﻮﻣﺎ ﺣﺘﻰ
ﻛﻠﻤﺔ
ﺍﺑﺘﺴﺎﻣﺔ ﻗﺮﻳﺘﻬﺎ ﻏﻠﻂلب
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ﺇﺫﺍ ﻛﻨﺖ ﻋﻘﺒﺮﻱ ﺍﻛﺸﺘﻒ ﺍﻟﺨﻄﺄ ﺍﻳﻦ؟
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ﺩﺍﺍﻳﺮ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﺍﻧﻚ ﻣﺮﻛﺰ
ﺍﻟﺨﻄﺄ ﻫﻮ !!!!!
ﻛﻠﻤﺔ : ﻋﻘﺒﺮﻱ - ﻋﺒﻘﺮﻱ
ﻛﻠﻤﺔ : ﺍﻛﺸﺘﻒ - ﺍﻛﺘﺸﻒ
ﺃﻧﺎ ﻣﺎﻗﻠﺘﺶ ﺍﻟﺨﻄﺄ ﺑﺎﻻﺭﻗﺎﻡ
ﻣﺸﻴﻨﺎﺍﺍ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ..
ﺻﺎﺍﺍﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺤﻞ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻴﺪ ﻫﻮ ﺍﻟﺮﻭﺿﺔ
ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻟﺮﻭﺿﺔ ﻗﺮﻳﺘﻬﺎ ﺧﻄﺄ
ﻋﻼﺵ ﺭﺟﻌﺘﻲ ﺗﺘﺄﻛﺪ ﺭﺍﻩ ﻣﻜﺘﻮﺑﻪ
ﺻﺤﻴﺤﺔ
ﺃﻟﻮﻭﻭﻭ ) ﻣﺸﺘﺴﻔﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﺠﺎﻧﻴﻦ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﻫﻪ :
ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺘﺸﻔﻰ ﺧﻄﺄ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﺭﺟﻊ ﻣﺎﺍﻟﻚ ﺩﺍﺍﻳﺮ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﻭﺍﺛﻖ
ﻣﻦ
ﻧﻔﺴﻚ
ﻧﻘﻮﻝ ﻟﻴﻚ ﻭﺍﺍﺣﺪ ﻟﺤﺎﺟﺔ ﺃﺗﻨﺤﺮ ﺃﺣﺴﻦ
ﻟﻚ
ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻧﺘﺤﺮ ﺧﻄﺎ
ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻗﻮﻳﺔ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﻩ
ﻛﻴﻒ ﺗﺘﻌﺮﻑ ﻋﻠﻲ ﺷﺨﺼﻴﺘﻚ ﺧﻼﻝ
ﻋﺸﺮ
ﺛﻮﺍﻧﻲ ..
ﺑﺴﻢ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻧﺒﺪﺃ ﺍﻻﺧﺘﺒﺎﺭ
ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﻫﻨﺎﻙ ﻧﺨﻠﺔ ﻃﻮﻳﻠﺔ ﺟﺪﺍً ﺟﺪﺍً
ﻭﻫﻨﺎﻙ ﺃﺭﺑﻊ ﺣﻴﻮﺍﻧﺎﺕ
ﺃﺳﺪ
ﻗﺮﺩ
ﺯﺭﺍﻓﺔ
ﺳﻨﺠﺎﺏ
ﻗﺮﺭ ﺍﻻﺭﺑﻌﺔ ﺃﻥ ﻳﺘﻨﺎﻓﺴﻮﺍ ﻣﻦ
ﻳﺴﺘﻄﻴﻊ
ﻗﻄﻒ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺯ ﺑﺸﻜﻞ ﺃﺳﺮﻉ ..
ﻣﻦ ﺗﻌﺘﻘﺪ ﺳﻴﺮﺑﺢ ؟
ﺟﻮﺍﺑﻚ ﺳﻮﻑ ﻳﻌﻜﺲ ﺷﺨﺼﻴﺘﻚ
ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺍﻻﺟﺎﺑﺔ ﻓﻲ ﻣﺪﺓ ﻻ ﺗﺘﺠﺎﻭﺯ 10
ﺛﻮﺍﻧﻲ
ﻣﺎﻫﻲ ﺇﺟﺎﺑﺘﻚ ﺍﻵﻥ؟
ﺍﻵﻥ ﺍﻧﺰﻝ ﺑﺎﻟﺴﻬﻢ ﻟﻼﺳﻔﻞ ﻟﺘﺮﻱ
ﺗﺤﻠﻴﻞ
ﺍﻻﺟﺎﺑﺔ )) ﻻﺗﻨﺰﻝ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺗﺨﺘﺎﺭ ... ((
ﺇﺫﺍ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺇﺟﺎﺑﺘﻚ :
ﺍﻟﺰﺭﺍﻓﺔ = ﺃﻧﺖ ﺇﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻏﻴﺮ ﻭﺍﻗﻌﻲ
ﺍﻻﺳﺪ = ﺃﻧﺖ ﺇﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻏﻴﺮ ﺻﺎﺩﻕ
ﺍﻟﻘﺮﺩ = ﺃﻧﺖ ﺇﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻣﻨﺘﻬﻲ
ﺳﻨﺠﺎﺏ = ﺃﻧﺖ ﺇﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻣﻴﺌﻮﺱ ﻣﻨﻚ
ﻷﻥ ﺍﻟﻨﺨﻠﺔ ﻻ ﺗﺜﻤﺮ ﻣﻮﺯ
ﺭﺍﺍﻩ ﻣﺨﻚ ﻣﻀﺮﻭﻭﺏ ﻭﻳﺤﺘﺎﺝ
ﺭﺍﺣــــﺔ
ﻳﺎﺧﺴﺎﺍﺭﺓ ﺳﻨﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﺪﺭﺍﺳﺔ
ﺷﻜﺮﺍ ﻻﺑﺴﺘﺎﻣﺘﻜﻢ ﻭﻋﻤﻮﻣﺎ ﺣﺘﻰ
ﻛﻠﻤﺔ
ﺍﺑﺘﺴﺎﻣﺔ ﻗﺮﻳﺘﻬﺎ ﻏﻠﻂلب